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May 07, 2001
Do I Excrete some Perv Pheromone or Something?
I won't go into the hows and for who, but I signed up for Keen.com to give live call in advice (it was only to get bonus $$ the were offering). I signed up under a boring topic in which I thought nobody would call whom I didn't bribe. I had just gotten my 8th call (I needed 10 for the cash) and someone else called up. I thought "must be another online friend" so I answered. Lo and behold, I was greeted with:
"Whut up sexy. You got anymore pictures of you?"
"WESTY?" I exclaimed [inside joke] but alas, it was not dear Westy.
Why in God's name would a pervert call someone offering travel advice? I just don't understand pervs. I never will I guess. For the record, my price for "advice" is now $15 a minute. If you want to pay me $15, you can call me sexy all you want. Just don't expect me to breath heavy....my photo isn't even good. It SUCKS. If you're going to hit on someone, at least pick someone cute.
Posted by vixen at May 7, 2001 07:49 AM
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Yes, yes you do *G*