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November 30, 2000
Ever notice? The concepts behind "**** you"
Try an experiment for me: Next time you get pissed, think of a random word. Then, put "you" after it. Say out loud. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Some examples:
spork you
nip you
dip you
toast you
blend you
color you
Whatever the first word, it definately has a profound effect when paired with "you". Bottom line: If it doesn't sound menacing or insulting with "you" trailing it, at least you'll get some odd looks. A classic technique.
Besides, it's damn fun to say "coagulate you" in the middle of a fight. They stop, thinking "What the hell?". That's when you pound 'em.
Posted by bard at November 30, 2000 12:36 PM
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